School Lunch

Prison food. It comprises of:
Overcooked tater tots
Burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants and other abandoned, dirty gardens
Old apple juice
3 week expired milk
Disgusting wiggly french fries
Moldy potato skin and expired butter
And desserts that are crap, like
Melted ice cream sandwiches
Old cake
Cupcakes that look like crap.
Old bread.

I hate school lunch.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 20, 2021

School Lunch

A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.

Damian choking down his school lunch... his parents must never feed him.

by bootyclapper34135 March 30, 2023

School Lunch

Overpriced… You can just get the same things at the vending machine for a few cents less. The food is good though.

School Lunch

by Pxprobotvidz September 02, 2022

School Lunch

a school lunch is some poop,yk what i mean?
examples:
moldy hamburger
10 year old expired milk
a bean pool that looks like shit
some creamy soup

Mark:dang,i don't want to eat school lunch now ,it's filled with tomato creamy soup that tastes shit
Evan:hey wanna get some Starbucks
Mark:sure

by Some guy you never know about September 27, 2023

lunch-and-leave

The final lunch you have at a company with your coworkers after putting in your notice.

Are you coming to Bill's lunch-and-leave? His last day is this Friday.

by Basilman212 February 22, 2024

Wanna hop on lunch lady?

To perform rough, yet intimate, lesbian sex. Trans people are also included in the hopping on lunch lady community.

Hey gavina, wanna hop on lunch lady?

by Pasoon brandon April 24, 2021

lunch job

Eating a girl out, the act of oral sex on a woman.

I totally just gave that girl a lunch job.

by doom.bringing.st April 10, 2009