keith

A guy that's self centered and really bad in bed ):

Girl: keith was so bad last night
Friend: no wonder he single

by x_amazing_craig September 12, 2016

keither

A skinny kid that somehow gets lots of girls. Even though they’re probably ugly as shit. Most keithers love to vape and suck dick at the same time.

Ugly girl 1: guess what
Ugly girl 2: you fucked Keither?!?
Ugly girl 3: no way we all fucked him!

by Huh321hh December 12, 2018

Keith Sweat

A 40 oz, regular can or regular bottle of beer, usually from a cooler or a pack of beer. Popularized in the late-80's, early-90's St. Louis area hip-hop and computer hacker scene.

Damn this shit is empty... throw a brother another Keith Sweat dog.

by Big Dealer Cap Peeler June 15, 2010

KEITH

Tall skinny gay guy who sings love songs to his short partner. May also whip off shirt at random intervals. Has terrible tan lines. May be incapable of performing the act of sexual intercourse due to mental challenges.is usually partnered with a short boy of the name "Ryan". has weird hair that has a "wave" in the front. special ability-can change voice from deep to high pitched. not able to shut up or pronounce name more than two syllables correctly. fails at throwing freethrows into the wastepaper basket. ALWAYS misses.

KEITH!!!
shut the fuck up!!!
my name isn't FABAH-HA!!!!

by glowinthedarkmice April 16, 2009

knighting

the process of masturbating on a females face and then blowing a brick on their : face, and or shoulder

I gave my bitch a good knighting last night

by daniel bolt January 9, 2008

Knighting

The swift, stealthy motion of placing one's penis on another's right shoulder, then left shoulder. Usually resulting in some sort of altercation, the method is misunderstood- as it is actually a form of respect.

"When I was knighting my grandmother without her waking up, a huge feeling of selflessness and cheer overwhelmed me, than I gave her best friend, Mabel, a high five with my unerect penis."

by Stank Bob December 20, 2009

knights of the rectangular table

the dark sinister knights that exist in small numbers, they arent racist, sexist or killers, but you know not to mess with them, they form circles, just of people, usually friends.
only preps reject these knights.

they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.

- the knights of the rectangular table are here
- so what?

-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.

by ram156 April 23, 2008