The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.

Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!

by Goose1769 March 28, 2025

kelly grela

A fake lesiban, someone who is a thief,liar,user,abuser. Who cheats on whoever she/he is with. Always involved with the law. Own family hates them.

Kelly grela, a lie to it's own self.

by Sexy ol booty February 14, 2018

Callum Kelly-day

An absolute retard who has ratty mates and Is a ratty member he thinks he’s the shit when he’s not. He is a tosser. A plonker and a spanner.

That Callum Kelly-day is such a plonker

by 69696968420 February 15, 2020

Kelly Linguine

The hottest-coolest time in Texas.

I'd love to slurp up a plate of Kelly Linguine.

by Murf Ursh August 8, 2021

Kelli Meyer

Short woman, with an over active work ethic.

You're done already? Who are you?, Kelli Meyer?

I may be short, but at least I'm no Kelli Meyer.

by ieatcows December 6, 2013

Marlie Kelly

Kind very funny…. Boys always like her but never make a move, so she’s always single.. her life is very fun and exciting . Usually marlie keeps her grades good and is very kind and loving to those who are good to her. She is a bitch if you talk about her. Don’t embarrass her or she’ll body slam you!!

Yoooo look at that fine girl over there… “that’s marlie Kelly”- jamarcus

by Hot moms😍😍 April 20, 2022

kelly

person

kelly is pretty

by kwlly July 28, 2022