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Ryan J. Joseph

A Sri Lankan basketball legend that is adored by fans all over Colombo. Watches NBA during English and depsides Fish Middleton
Person 1: Whos that guy watching NBA in english
Person 2: Obviously it's Ryan J. Joseph
by classic aussie wog March 23, 2023
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National Joseph Day

You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.

This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.

Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?

Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!

5 minutes later...

Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?

Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
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Joseph Wilbert

A god among many, better known as “Joseph Josh Morgan Mike Morgan Steel Toes Dane Mulrooney Peter Jesse J Rock Swanson Lied To The Guy In The Chair Thats The away She Goes Wilbert,” but commonly referred to as, “Jojo.”
Guy 1:Hey, what’s that you’re reading about?

Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.
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Joseph Niggas

Joseph Niggas is an Austrian politician and revolutionary from the Austrian village Lannach. He was accused of sexual harassment in the past and is currently involved in a political action known as „die Lannacher Revolution“.He himself holds the unique and powerful nickname: „Joseph, der im dunkeln Agierende, Niggas“.
Joseph Niggas is one of the most important political figures in the history of Austrian politics.
by Werner Rieder January 5, 2025
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Joseph

OMG look over there at that Joseph, he’s the song bird of our generation!
by Peacb September 6, 2021
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joseph charles bratton

GOD HIMSELF
OH NO ITS joseph charles bratton we better bow are heads before he fucking kills our ass
by 5omeRandomNigga January 9, 2019
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