Jonathan a unique name for a piece of sh*t guy. you can do anything buy him everything and he will still cheat on u for a one night stand.in conclusion, Jonathan is A CHEATER && a FAKE pimp HE GOT NO HOES AND HE UGLY STOP STRESSING !! get w his bff ;)
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A fucking lit as fuck hood nigga who is so fucking sexy and has gay friends but is so smart bill gates wish Jonathan was his son
JONATHAN is the coolest hood nigga there is
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Get the Jonatan mug.A contagous disease turning the victim or patient into an Janitor. The disease was first found and studied at the University of Smart Kids (UCSK) in 2006. Studies indicate the disease is not treatable and has the possibility of spreading a global outbreak resulting in panic and destruction. Symptons include the constant spraying and wiping of windows, knowledge of toilet treatments, and showing of agresion to the victims personal cleaning tools such as a mop or hand rag.
"Holy shit did you hear about mike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Nigger caught the Janitoritus!"
"For real!?"
"No, what happened?"
"Nigger caught the Janitoritus!"
"For real!?"
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