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Jonathan

Jonathan ya dick
by Cabhans gay July 20, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan a unique name for a piece of sh*t guy. you can do anything buy him everything and he will still cheat on u for a one night stand.in conclusion, Jonathan is A CHEATER && a FAKE pimp HE GOT NO HOES AND HE UGLY STOP STRESSING !! get w his bff ;)
isnt that the jonathan that dated that beautiful girl ?

yeah he cheated on her for a THOT

oh shit
by Only said facts October 9, 2019
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Jonathan

A fucking lit as fuck hood nigga who is so fucking sexy and has gay friends but is so smart bill gates wish Jonathan was his son
JONATHAN is the coolest hood nigga there is
by Yesyesitsme October 17, 2019
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janitzio

a man who takes steroids and complains about how good his gym is. also im so sorry.Makes shitty rap music and has a dead youtube chanel and is secretly in love with lauren
Edwin: Dude im sooo sorryy
Janitzio: fuck offfff gimmie roids
by Janitzios November 19, 2019
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Jonathan

Is lowkey gay, small penis, porn addict, and is a fat cunt
by The real gay December 15, 2019
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Jonatan

Jonatan is the typ of person who like big dicks in his ass
Jonatan is gay
by Yungyuu November 21, 2021
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Janitoritus

A contagous disease turning the victim or patient into an Janitor. The disease was first found and studied at the University of Smart Kids (UCSK) in 2006. Studies indicate the disease is not treatable and has the possibility of spreading a global outbreak resulting in panic and destruction. Symptons include the constant spraying and wiping of windows, knowledge of toilet treatments, and showing of agresion to the victims personal cleaning tools such as a mop or hand rag.
"Holy shit did you hear about mike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Nigger caught the Janitoritus!"
"For real!?"
by ginitu October 11, 2006
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