Jizz Farter

One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.

frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"

frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"

frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."

by theoriginalJF April 25, 2011

Jizz Cone

The act of jizzing on an ice cream cone or ice cream treat and using it as syrup

Dude totally fed my chick a jizz cone last night

by Minnimus September 22, 2010

jizz puff

- A puff of jizz.
- A tissue used to absorb jizz.
- Albino cousin to jiggly puff.

"Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh...float by?"

"Check out this cleenex, I drew a cartoon on it, but don't touch the other side...I've been using it as a jizz puff."

"Was that a white jiggly puff?"
"Why no, friend, that was a JIZZ puff. They are very rare."

by vincelives September 17, 2008

satan's jizz

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.

Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

Facebook Jizz

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.

Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.

by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014

slappy jizz

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.

As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww

by woody.1994 November 26, 2014

Jizz hole

The hole made at summer camp deep in the woods where the kids go to blow a load.

Kid 1: Hey, I heard some others made a jizz hole!
Kid 2: I'm going to stop by when I get the need.

by Ramuel S. November 30, 2013