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satan's jizz

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.
Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.
by Satansjizz June 7, 2014
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jizz rizz

To rizz somebody up by cumming on them
Did you hear? Sam is dating his sister!”
“Yeah! Apparently he used his jizz rizz on her”
by nigadiga May 22, 2023
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jizz chips

Noun. Dried flakes of semen that are peeled off of some sort of substrate, usually being flesh.
After a long night of loving, me and Sarah just passed out afterwards. In the morning, she had a couple of jizz chips on her chin.
by WHTrunner December 5, 2013
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Jizz Jazzer

When you ejaculate up someone's nose.
Dude, when Stacey was blowing me, i accidentally gave her a Jizz Jazzer.
by scratchy2868 July 7, 2018
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jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.
John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.
by missoldskool March 21, 2017
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jizz worm

A build up of sperm clumps on the pubic hair which looks like a worm.
Aww gross..its gonna be hard cleaning this jizz worm.
by claeshit November 24, 2009
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Jizz Stomping

When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.
Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?
by drizzydrerogers1 March 1, 2011
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