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1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
by socketexception June 11, 2024
Get the jessemug. If you're lucky enough to know a Jesse, keep her in your life. She's an amazing person, and you can vent to her for hours and she'll try hard to support you. Jesse on beautiful in every single way, although she may think that she needs makeup. She's gorgeous with and without, but let her wear it. Jesse is the kindest, most amazing person to gossip and talk with, even if it's just in passing. She's the type of girl everybody loves, even if she doesn't realise it. When she walks into a room, everybody feels happier.
Please, don't let her go.
Please, don't let her go.
Girl: Jesse, the most said that she's my friend!
Girl 2: lucky! She's so nice and cool!
Jesse (girl): is a beautiful person
Girl 2: lucky! She's so nice and cool!
Jesse (girl): is a beautiful person
by Winchestersister<3 March 21, 2025
Get the Jesse (girl)mug. Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)
by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022
Get the Jesse Justicemug. by fishyfishface6969 March 7, 2024
Get the jessemug. Jesse is a Smart man, But in his free time all he does is watch anime which i dont mind, He's hot and funny! He always knows how to make everyone in the room laugh, Hes also the freshman that makes you eat shit when you messe with someone close to him, Make sure to keep Jesse close and never let him go.
Jesse is just simply amazing!
by anonymous November 11, 2020
Get the Jessemug. Jess Saunders is a mixture between two sexy people, Jess and Jack. (Jess is sexiest). They like to have sex with Agnes Bailey and Srijeet Jagarlumudi
by Nadinesmum November 18, 2020
Get the Jess Saundersmug. 