Jason is a young man with a fetish for females with male genitalia.
He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.
He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.
- Did he just hang up on me?
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.
by Isha boi November 22, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Ethan: Jason
Jason: yes my king
Ethan: ur a big nosed blue haired fuck
Jason: thank you for your honesty my king, would u like a blowjob?
Jason: yes my king
Ethan: ur a big nosed blue haired fuck
Jason: thank you for your honesty my king, would u like a blowjob?
by King of all kings November 27, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. His real name...Jason Judd. He's s a 21st century writer, under the impression that the Inquisition officially ended in 1834. Since 2005 he's written primarily in protest of Patriot Act 2 with unique viewpoints on science, religion, war, and censorship. He has adopted some fundamentals in the school of psychology while hiding behind his theories on physics in his fiction -- he seems to be afraid of presenting anything real to the critical world.
Jason Judd wrote the books The Revolution Begins, rehab, and XOXOXO: Dirtbag in protest of Patriot Act 2.
by XOXOXO_Dirtbag October 1, 2011
Get the Jason Juddmug. by cokkacokkat February 18, 2022
Get the Jasonmug. 
Jason is a very hot man a lot of girls take videos of him secretly and he has a lot of stalkers and he will definitely grow up to be very successful he treats girls that starts with a very nice but sometimes shy around them he also has a secret crush that either starts with K,C or A
by Ilovejasonhesohot57282 November 22, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Is sum typa dude who cries like a little "cb" naw cry baby for the sake of having a girlfriend. So that being said if not girls anymore then itz niggaz scaring the hell outta us tryna fight like a lil g so he can suck billions of niggaz dicks in 10 minutes. Whenever he cries like a lil "cb" then its Cherokee the latina porn star or Holloman-Neff becauze of their nice decorations of the sweet toes. Mr Warren now said do not fuck go eat your hamburger from McDonalds.
Friend-Whats good ma nigga?
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.
Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.
Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.
by _;) December 26, 2021
Get the Jason Cibrinmug.