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Jason

Jason that half bald plumber that lives in the house with the lions. Jason a not all there and he hears voices. Jason is one weird guy.
Cross the road Jason is coming.

Oh no Jason is peeing in the dog food
by Jason’s mum May 1, 2021
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Jason

jason is the funniest person in the room, always the smartest, very hard to guard, always grinding in the lab, smells like lucious roses, when he has hair pulls all the milfs, everyone loves jason
Milf 1,”Omg is that the unit Jason!?!?”
Milf 2,” Yes he’s soooo hot”
Milf 1,” Let’s have him spot our next set 😏”
Milf 2,”I agree!”
by milfslayer49 April 12, 2022
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Jason

A "Jason" is a very smart person. Though he may seem to be pretty weird and quirky, he is actually a very sweet and caring boy that will stop at nothing to make his close relationships feel loved. Someone that often seems very happy, but can be very very sad when alone. He translates his sadness into love and affection towards his loved ones even when it is hard to do so. Jason has a big penis.
Whoever is called Jason is basically great. Date a Jason.
by PabloPotato November 21, 2021
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Jason Piking

when you think someone is telling a joke
by Bumbaroad December 19, 2019
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Jason

bro did you know jason has a fat ass cock
by qirval November 23, 2021
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jason

jason is the best dude in the world. he is so frickin quirky and he got poggers and swaggers.
omg its jason
by t-series1094 November 24, 2021
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Jason-ing

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.
Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.
by Redmouse69 February 8, 2019
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