ass jacker

Someone who lubes up his dick and uses his girlfriend's ass cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.

David totally jerked off on my ass this morning!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!

by IheartJewishDick July 2, 2011

jacked

belligerently drunk, coming from the original jack who is always drinking spiked something. thank you jack for teaching me how to add gatorade to vodka, not the other way around, youre the man

dude, you are SO jacked

by hardcore eskimo February 4, 2005

Jacked

To rob or steal from someone. The term derives from John Dillinger's nickname: "The Jackrabbit". The term hi-jacked is also a derivative of this word.

Damn son, Yung Berg just got stole in the face and jacked for his chain. What a hoe.

by tmpen76 July 13, 2010

jacked

a person being so "juiced" and having massive muscles
also being so over-confident about youself you feel the need to "jack" yourself out by pushing out your chest

you're so jacked!!

by Jacked Bro October 6, 2010

Jacktarded

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010

jaceton

Usually very loud and idiotic but no matter what they do, they always get the ladies.

Jake is such a jaceton, he's so lucky.

by Grimfinal April 20, 2018

Printer Jacker

Someone who steals your prints

Man there is a printer jacker in our office.

by Sherri Waters June 19, 2008