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San Jose

what is called san jose is really just the south bay area also including sunnyvale santa clara cupertino campbell los gatos milpitas etcetera. its very diverse and ive never lived anywhere else but yeah i guess there is alot of crime. under rated next to s.f. and WAY TOO MANY COPS!if you live here your either a computer geek or a gangbanger or the product of one of them. its a shitty place to visit and a crazy place to live...big meth boom
bad traffic, santana row, campbell borders san jo and its drug bust quotais one of the highest in the stae so they get $$$ for hella undercover shit. no white people whatsoever makes racial tension, more ghetto than it looks
by whitetrashoodratbabygirl July 16, 2008
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Jasiek

Dude look at the size of that Jasiek on that guy's face.
by memyselfandmyotherself July 11, 2010
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Jose

Mexican sperm cell that came out of a gay person
I am about to Jose on you
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Wholly Jose

a tortilla shell (soft taco shell) that you put on your crotch after a good workout then you slide it up to your chest. then you put it in someone's face.
right after a good workout where i was very sweaty i gave my brother a wholly Jose in his face
by the man-bear June 26, 2010
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Elsio Jose

A fat lard faced poser who calls deadmau5 deadmouse 5.
A failure.
Hunder Pounder.
Chode.
Stop being a Elsio Jose.
by UberPengu November 6, 2011
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Ugly Joscelin

(Ugly Joscelin) mean that she thinks she is ugly.She is a kind beautiful person in the inside but on the outside she thinks she's ugly.
Yo guess what!?
What?
Joscelin is now called ugly joscelin.
by Jake butthole May 5, 2020
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Jose Baez

A Kick ass lawyer who defended Casey Anthony after she was accused of allegedly killed her daughter. Hes well known for being a awesome ass defense lawyer because he had the balls to defend her, and take on a crappy prosecution while poking a hole in every theory they presented. FUCKING SUPERMAN!
Jim: you know that attorney who defended Casey Anthony?

Bob:Yea!, Damn Jose Baez is so Fucking amazing, if i ever kill anyone im calling him at the scene!
by **rainboww** July 7, 2011
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