One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.
Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?
Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.
Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.
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Nah bro it's just the Joseph Effect.
Nah bro it's just the Joseph Effect.
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