Chapstickin' the ass

When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!

Stacy: I want it in my ass!

Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*

Stacy: What are you doing?

Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.

by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011

throw ass

twerk

stacy can’t throw ass for shit

by sakisauce November 13, 2018

ass tetris

n. the act of multiple people trying to fit their asses into the backseat of a car.

The three of us had to play ass tetris to fit into the backseat of that Civic.

by ChelleSparks February 2, 2010

Hamburger Ass

When a 3D model got an ass like Moses parted it, looking like a hamburger with pussy and ass filling.

This saying was popularized by Arhoangel who tried to make models for overwatch characters that had huge hamburger asses looking like he just got out of mcdonalds

Aint no body want to click on a gif thinking they can get some nice widowmaker pussy then they see some hamburger lookin' ass out of no where, thats not what we mean when someone lookin like a snacc

"Widowmaker has a fucking hamburger ass."
"That ass looks like the red sea in the bible."
"This animation is trash because of dat hamburger ass."

by DATBOI6998 February 21, 2018

Ass Grenade

1. A laxative suppository. N.
2. A fart followed by some semi-solid material coming out. N.

1. Dude, I used an ass grenade today, and I was on the toilet for hours.
2. I gotta go home and change clothes, I pulled a real ass grenade back there.

by Jables246 August 12, 2009

Ass Burp

An ass burp is similar to a fart, in that it may be just as loud or quiet, but does not have the classic defining odor.

See also Butt Burp.

I nearly ran from the room when dad let a big one rip, but when I didn't smell anything, I realized it was just an ass burp!

by JayArr June 21, 2011

Christmas ass

The extra poundage resulting from consuming too many drinks, cookies, cheese balls, etc. at holiday parties.

"My jeans that fit a month ago don't now because I have Christmas ass."

by creepingphlox January 3, 2010