Popular term in St. Mary's County, MD, especially at the college. Named because of the 3 "events" involved, thus making it a triatholon. A team of two people has to drink 30 beers, smoke 1/8 of marijuana, and eat a large pizza in 12 hours. Similar concept to a case race, except more substances involved.
"We were going to do a whole Ironman the Saturday of World Carnival, but we messed up by leaving the beer for last."
by jadedruby22 May 7, 2008
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Iron Wedge Poem
Round nine in the morning
He awakens
Descends the flight
And sharpens thou wedge to a point
Round nine in the morning
He awakens
Descends the flight
And sharpens thou wedge to a point
by Ginger Snap December 10, 2006
Get the Iron Wedge mug.Term used to describe a cowardly asshole that does brave things from a position of safety Assumes a pseudo brash behavior without taking any risk.
Flipping the bird from a moving car. Picking on someone who is helpless in the moment or incapable, generally, of defending themselves.
The iron pussy flipped me the bird after he cut me off on the freeway.
The iron pussy flipped me the bird after he cut me off on the freeway.
by Dread Pirate MAX February 22, 2010
Get the iron pussy mug.A scrawny male who walks into a weight room proceeding to workout but ends up standing in the middle of the gym like a retard and staring at the other people as they pump iron.
jake (benching): Is it just me, or has that dood been doing nothing but staring around at people for the last hour?
nick (spotting): Yeah dood that's just your typical Iron Jim.
nick (spotting): Yeah dood that's just your typical Iron Jim.
by dane glesack March 6, 2010
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Get the Ironman Challenge mug.A shitty band that makes shitty music (no matter how you want to label it) for tone-deaf fuckers with no taste in music and who wouldn't know REAL music if it bit them on the balls.
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First of all they're not the best anything so shut the fuck up you queers.
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Second of all they're not even the best metal band and even if they were who cares? Metal ain't all it's cracked up to be anyways.So being the best metal band would just be like being the biggest FAG or something.
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First of all they're not the best anything so shut the fuck up you queers.
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Second of all they're not even the best metal band and even if they were who cares? Metal ain't all it's cracked up to be anyways.So being the best metal band would just be like being the biggest FAG or something.
Iron Maiden sucks and blows ass so shut up ya friggin nerd kids 'cause you don't know wht the fuck you are even talking about.It's okay if you like them and all but just shut the fuck up with this "they're the bestest ever" bullshit.
by you all lick anus ,ya friggin fags October 5, 2005
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