Internet Identity

Assumption of name and unique identity by which one creates a impression on the internet.

unique identity by which one creates a impression on the internet is internet identity

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet Yelling

typing completely in caps lock to make it look like you are yelling, since whoever is reading it cannot hear your voice.

person 1: dude!! why are you internet yelling at me??

person 2: BECAUSE I'M ANGRY!!

by connorfrnata April 26, 2014

Internal chuckle

Laughing at something mildly humorous in a situation where a chuckle would not be socially acceptable. A very stomachy feeling.

Dude that joke was good, I internal chuckled because I'm at the funeral parlour!!

by Manthejam August 21, 2014

Internet Saiyan

An individual who graduated Valedictorian in troll college. Internet Saiyans are equipped with Master levels of Troll-Jitsu and are nearly always successful in their pursuit of making you feel stupid, worthless or causing you to RageQuit from online chat-rooms.

Every time an Internet Saiyan is defeated, they gain additional strength. This can result in any of the several levels of Internet Super Saiyan.

Victim: What the fuck man, why dont you leave me alone?

Internet Saiyan: Thats what I ask your mom when she's slobbin on my knob.

Victim: Why dont you go fuck you're self?

Internet Saiyan: lol! that would be "your" self... idiot.

Victim: I cant believe there are still assholes like you on the internet.

Internet Saiyan: I cant believe your dad stopped sucking cock long enough to impregnate your whore mother.

Victim: Fuck you dude! STFU! /RAGEQUIT

Internet Saiyan: lol, what a pussy.

Lurker: I'll be damned, its the Prince of Internet Saiyans

by Lost_Primarch April 21, 2014

Internet Sucubus

Stuff on the web that just really sucks you in. Like super addictive. You get lost, and are all like 'where did the hours go?''

Reddit, Tumblr, this is a sentence. I'm so internet sucubused right now

by Internet Sucubus November 4, 2014

Internaut

Internet user; term usually utilized to distinguish between the ordinary internet user, and the frequent internet user. A person who spends a significant amount of time on the internet can be called internaut.

Plural Form: Internauts

you are all a bunch of anti-social internauts

by NanoukMira December 11, 2015

internet community

An online group full of annoying "roleplayers", horny teenagers, pedophiles, hackers, butthurt 9 year olds, stupid people who think they're talented by shouting a few words, (like Damn Daniel, o my god he need some milk, etc.) gamers, and assholes that have nothing better to do than insult people for no reason and call others out for one little typo in a message. Often spotted in chat rooms.

Hello everybody, and I'm your host. Today we will be looking at The Average Internet Community.

Alex (any rp): Heyy everyone
Hornyteen: Hey my sexy love :3
Hornyteen: wanna exchange nudes? ill send a boob pic :)))
Alex (any rp): Sure :3
PedoMan: Ooooh sexy. Very nice, cant wait to see those pics.
Hornyteen: Eeewww ur disgusti ng u pedo...
XXXEPICHACKSXXX: Um hey guys. Just stopped by to say that I'm hacking the NSA.
xxCallOfDutyRocksxx: NOOOOOOOO!!!11! FUCK YOU MY DAD WORKD AT THE NSAA FUCK YOU ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!11111 X(((((((((((((
Decent Human Being: What is going on in this chat room?
IAMSOTALENTED: HEE NEED SOEM MILK!!!!!
Asshole: @Decent LOL bitch. Get the fuck out of this chat room.
Decent Human Being: What?

So, as you can see, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM INTERNET CHAT ROOMS.

by Boeing777-300 June 30, 2016