dirty south indian

Originated at Omaha North High School Class of '09
Once upon a time, there was this very dark (almost crispy black) indian (india) that went to school. Apparently this indian thought she was more attractive and overall better than the other indians (3 other critical and important indians to the schools history). Little did she know, she was the ugliest dirtiest south indian anyone had laid eyes on and even worse her personality was equivalent to spongebob on coke.
DSI is short for dirty south indian

Fresh: ughh... who is that hoodrat?
Scooter: man who cares
Fresh: she's a disaster anyway
Scooter: i heard horror stories she lives next to shmolderin
Fresh: oh god, she's a dsi
Scooter: damn dude... a dirty south indian?

dude put your legit ray-bans on, hopefully you can filter her out.
Fresh: yeah, she's a disaster.

by fresh 83 July 5, 2010

indian gifting

(1) regifting unwanted items to other people under the guise of buying them a gift usu. in context of a gift given by jaya; (2) also used to describe the common indian practice of giving genric gifts from the dollar store to anybody and everybody

(1) I am planning on indian gifting the piece of clothing because I strongly dislike it. Everyone knows not to give someone clothing for someone's birthday; I mean it just calls to be indian gifted.
(2) Dude, this is some serious indian gifting! I got a scented tea candle from my evil aunt for my Super Sweet Sixteen!

by Laxshmi Swaminathan April 12, 2008

Indian Blow Dart

When a female has sex while on her period, the man pulls out and pokes her in the head with his bloody penis, giving her the traditional "red dot" on the girl's forhead, wherein he then receives a blow job

Guy 1: Hey man, have you given your girlfriend the Indian Blow Dart yet?

Guy 2: Of course, I made her an honorary Indian girl last week!

by Ark Builder November 11, 2009

West Indian Burn

This occurs when attempting to perform an East Indian Burn on your girlfriend's leg. The difference is that it is done after consuming too much Jerk Chicken and Red Stripe and results in sharting on your partner instead.
Usually results in an instant termination of the relationship.

" I think my girlfriend and I are done, dude. I tried to fart on her leg, and ended up giving her a West Indian Burn on her! Shouldn't have eaten at that Jamaican place last night."

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

Indian Headress

Basically its were you BUST a NUT on a girls forehead (while shes sleeping) then place a red skittle in the middle of her forehead.

guy:"Hey, why does your forhead look like a glazed doghnut and whys there a skittle in the middle?"

girl:"my boyfriend gave me the Indian Headress lastnight while i was sleeping!"

guy:"HAHA you fucking whore!!"

girl : *cries*

by Cameron & joey November 23, 2010

India

One of the most beautiful places i have been to, behind the overcrowded cities, one of the most relaxing, calming countries.

India was one of the first civilizations

by Anonymous February 5, 2007

Indian Military

As weak as their international cricket team, and whinge just as much too.

We want Hogg banned for sledging! We want Harbahjans charges for sledging dropped! We want Bucknor taken out of the next test! If you dont comply ... we'll stop sending you curry and putting wankers in your call centres! We are the Indian Military!

by TonyD=) January 15, 2008