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Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...
Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.
by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016
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Internet

A place where Bill Gates said would never work. Yet here we are, whoring ourselves to the Internet and MSN Instant Messenger.

Yes, the Internet does own you.
My best friend had the Internet. He said it was cool, until I found his storage of gay porn. I asked him where he got it, he said something called the "Internet"?

Oh my god, MY COUNTERSTRIKE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED!!! Oh I forgot, the Internet hacked it. Well, off I go to the Microsoft support website.
by Cloud November 16, 2003
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Internaut

"By his mid-20s, your average internaut has guts of steel, a titanium-lined stomach, and a heart of made of cast iron.

We are the next generation.

Good luck."
by subconciousphilosophiser December 9, 2010
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2000s Internet

The state of the internet during the 2000s as well as the rise of social media. This was during a much simpler time where the internet wasn't as prominent as it was in the 2010s and people were actually outside and not glued to their phones or laptops so much.

There was also the birth of many famous websites such as Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Wikipedia, etc.
The 2000s were honestly the best decade for the internet because not only did we get so many iconic sites, but people weren't too obsessed with being online all the time. That's what makes 2000s internet much better than toxic 2010s internet
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Internet Toughness

A highly sarcastic term for machismo - implying that the person is so pathetic, they can only intimidate people online. Internet toughness is the opposite of actual toughness.
"Oh? You want to ban me? You don't have the internet toughness for that."
by spacekatgal July 13, 2009
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Internet Explorer

1. The best browser to download Firefox.

2. An evil browser that is intergrated in to Windows 95 with IE4 Desktop Update, Windows 98, 98SE, Windows 2000, Windows ME, and Windows XP. And Bill says it can't be removed, but it can.

3. A tool for downloading viruses, spyware, adware, and trojans.

See firefox.
"Oh my! I just got a virus! And I keep getting them! And Internet Explorer is integrated into my OS! And I just downloaded Firefox!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce October 1, 2009
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Ruamrudee International School

1. The canteen really sucks, no A/C and the food is mediocre.

2. If you happen to not be late, the Asst. Principle or sometimes the Head of School greats you at the gate (graceful perhaps?).
3. This is a Catholic school even though most kids are not even Catholic. You gotta listen to a prayer every assembly.
4. Even though the school keeps putting foreigners/loogkruengs on the ads but the truth is, most students are Thai.
5. Teachers are good.
6. A GOOD THING: the school offers both AP and IB.
7. The SCHOOL IS FUCKING OLD. Even though this is the new campus in Minburi (defunct one is at Soi Ruamrudee) but it is still old (it moved here since 1992). It's old so they keep renovating the first floors but don't really give a shit about the upper floors.

8. They THINK THEY CARE about students breathing bad air by buying AQI monitors but they don't bother to buy air purifiers, instead, they install 'cheap filters in the aircon'. They cancel assembly when AQI is bad but let students sit in an open-air-canteen...#bigbrain.

9. Actually some people get in good uni like Harvard and dozens get into med school, so if ur an Asian parent, RIS is for you.
10. Y'all ADMINS...can you use the money to renovate the school...like actually hire interior designers. Idk what you do with the money (to church?). I mean the school is SUPPOSED TO BE NON-PROFIT but, it seems like you treat it like a multi-billion-baht business...advertise on 500k-billboards-per-month and build new campus tf?!
Ruamrudee International School or RIS is a school in the middle of nowhere in Minburi.
by FromStudentToSchoolAdmins January 22, 2020
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