eight hundred pound gorilla

its a realy fuckin phat gorila

oy that harabe is a eight hundred pound gorilla aint it.

by Ujico November 20, 2018

Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 3, 2019

Thicc hundred

The largest number known to mankind

I am level thicc hundred.

by TheRealKamori July 6, 2019

Post humorously

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.

Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”

by Linguistic Lasagna July 28, 2019

vitrious humor

Acrid "eyeball-to-eyeball" snickery sarcasm between two or more individuals who have taken the concept of "verbal sparring" to an absurd level.

Whenever possible, I always just walk away if someone starts trying to engage me in any vitrious humor; no good can come out of said exchange, and usually nobody truly "wins" in a "Yo mamma's so ___ that..." type of conversation, anyway, so why waste your breath and needlessly strain your vocal chords???

by QuacksO September 18, 2019

thirty hundred and sixty-two

The most common numerical terminology for the number three thousand and sixty-two.

I think that dress costs thirty hundred and sixty-two dollars ($3,062.00)

by TheWhiteRabbit07 October 13, 2019

Karak Humor

If something like a joke or a moment is just bad/not funny.
Since Dwarves are just cunts, "Karak Humor" is the definition of a bad joke or moment.
Many people confuse it with "Karak Comedy".
If a Joke or moment is literally just HORRIBLE, It is "Karak Comedy". It is just the worse version of "Karak Humor"

"Yo, Does a Tea Factory have coffee-breaks?"
"Bro, that was so Karak Humor"

"I just spilled my drink and broke my neck, this whole day is just Karak Comedy"

by Projectsmoke November 25, 2019