House points

Useless crap used to make teachers pets feel better and to make it seem like teachers aren't always dishing out detentions like oprah.

Mainly used in british schools.

Teacher: " here u go jimmy, have a house point for ur good behaviour"

Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."

Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"

house points are for good students/pushovers

by 69Jeff 420 September 25, 2019

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house-stealing

House-stealing occurs when a sibling takes a house, unbeknownst to the other siblings, by manipulating the family inheritance.

House-stealing destroys sibling relationships.

by Rodriguez Garcia December 26, 2017

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house-colding

Similar to a house-warming but, a party celebrating the move out of an old home.

Friend 1: "When do you move out?"
Friend 2: "Next week. My house-colding is tonight, you should come!"

by nekminett April 22, 2018

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house crash

The same thing as home wrecking

"Josh felt bad, he totally house crashed Emma and her boyfriend last night, he hopes Emma doesn't tell him."

by brian6015 October 4, 2017

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Goat house

The goat house is located in Telford PA. This place is where Pabst Blue Ribbon flows like water and taco tuesday is commonly celebrated. Clothing is optional and tinder is used frequently at this fine establishment of a home. What could make it possibly one of the greatest places of all time you ask? Ladies feel free to stop on by and feast your eyes on the sight of a lifetime... the balcony. What better to look out into the majestic forest while being bent over the guard rail!

Person 1: yo dawg you going to the goat house?
Person 2: there will be thots and pbr there!

by Bmaccccc June 15, 2017

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