Hellen Keller Pants

When a womens pants are so tight you can read vaginal lips

Her pant's are so tight you can read her lips, like hellen keller pants!

by boomshockalocka January 10, 2009

Helen

Helen likes to make little farts and doesn't brush her teeth in the morning before having her coffee.

She likes to talk.

She has huge pillows...very funbags...huge.

She does have hippo tendencies

HAHAHAHAHAHA HELEN

by Crazy for Helen's chocolates March 18, 2019

burmese meat helmet

The act of putting one's entire head in a woman's vagina.

Dude, I gave her the Burmese Meat Helmet last night.

by Snickledick McSmacky December 11, 2008

salmon helmet

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.

by Destroy89 June 11, 2006

helmet hair

when you jizz in a condom and then pull it over the girls head and rub it around.

"i gave megan some mad helmet hair last night."

by Die-lon January 6, 2008

Helen Keller

When you blow a load in a chick's eye and make her go blind temporarily.

Guy: Oh shit! I just gave you a Helen Keller!

by Tlaloc December 10, 2007

Helen

Helens are usually demented and assholes

People nowadays are Helen

by Isjsjdjejjeje August 24, 2019