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I heart you

A lame attempt by commitment phobes to say I love you.
Commitment phobe: I really, really like you... I think I heart you.

Commitmentphobe recipient: I think I heart you too.
by Commitment phobic March 16, 2008
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heartbroken

my curant feeling now that i know the guy i LOOOOOOVEEE doesent feel the same at all
he told me straight up..

he doesent like me...

only if he new the udder pain in me

in wich im im heartbroken
by krisy4lyfe June 11, 2006
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heart freeze

A rare case in which residents who reside in New Mexico suffer from.

If you drink/eat something cold and then throw it away while there is still something left because you had a "brain freeze", the next time you drink/eat something cold, you will have a heart freeze.

There has only been once case so far of a heart freeze.

A heart freeze cannot be transmitted sexually, orally, or by touch.
by EmOsLuT69 January 16, 2006
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bleeding heart

A word used by neocons to make fun of people who care about the environment, the sad state of public schools,the bullshit war in Iraq, or basically anything other than themselves.
More than 30,000 Iraqi civilians have died since the beginning of the war. Why shouldn't I be a bleeding heart?
by dirty commie April 26, 2006
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Golden Heart Syndrome

When a person, usually shy or insecure; sees another person who they think is incredibly attractive, and then can't think straight as a result of seeing the attractive person. After which, the person thinks to him/herself and becomes in disbelief and low self-esteem that they can't ask that person out because they aren't "worthy" to ask out someone so appealing.

This is golden heart syndrome, the act of throwing one self away from potential romance in belief that "they deserve better". Golden heart syndrome also has other side effects, such as refusing to ask someone out because the person they are going to ask might already be spoken for, thus it would be intrusive on that person's relationship.
*Shy dude with Golden Heart Syndrome walks into store and notices one of the ladies there was extremely beautiful that he previously seen there before. *

Beautiful lady: "Hey, welcome to PC shop, what can I help you with?"

Shy dude: "Umm uhhh right, I was uh.. Looking for a... Actually, I think I need to go..."

*Shy dude rushes out the door, sweating and nervous to get fresh air.*

Shy dude: "I don't deserve her. She needs someone better than me."

Pedestrian: "You ok pal? You look all riled up!"

Shy dude: "Oh me? I... I think i'll be ok..."
by Anti-bser-missile January 13, 2013
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potato heart

When you eat too many potatoey foods, your chest gets full and it makes you go 'meahhhhh' = potato heart.
Frank: "I ate those potato foods too fast. My chest hurts!"

Sally: "Ah, you have potato heart"
by Jess the Wise May 10, 2018
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