hagios

dumbest thing alive as at 2020

your were a hagios

by s4j5ul February 16, 2020

detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.

"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"

by Duanester May 24, 2008

hagwon

A language school in South Korea.

I have been working at a hagwon in Seoul for the last five months.

by bohemianvegan August 10, 2008

haggly

well rough, like a flabby vagina.

Good evening haggly one-piece, how is your kettle?

by hot_thighs2k7 June 10, 2007

Haggis

Slang: A very old man
Similar to the term "Hag", which mean an extremely old and generally unattractive woman.

Woman: Whoa, did you see that 90-year-old hitting on that girl, she's like... young enough to be his great-granddaughter.
Man: Yeah, Heffy is quite a creep of a haggis.

by MicahMischief April 2, 2012

Hage

adj., adv.
hage·ly
1. One who is absurd and over the top in all that he does.
2. One who manages to be demeaning to women in every possible scenario.
3. One who will someday end up in prison for a) criminal mischief, or b) aggravated assault.
4. One who would fuck a mother regardless of how attractive said mother is.

1. That guy is so hage.
2. The gentleman hagely slapped the bride's ass as she was cutting the cake.
3. That stupid hage fucked my mother again.

by JDo March 21, 2004

haguman

a man made of hagu or crap

you act like a haguman sometimes.

you suck haguman.

you smell like a haguman.

you are a haguman.

hagumans are shit.

haguman don't rock.

haguman.

haguman.

haguman.

by himel January 5, 2008