have my jacks

can also be pronounced 'ave me jacks.

Used in poker when you beat some ones hand with jacks.

man1: Two pairs; eights and kings

man2: (lays down three jacks) Have my jacks

by Vincentw00t September 29, 2005

Have a carrot

When someone feels sad and down and you can't do anything to help, you say have a carrot like you are willing to share all you have with them to make them feel good. Even if it's something as small and stupid as a carrot.

Hey. Cheer up Stephanie . Here. Have a carrot

by Shadie_atz May 17, 2018

Have a Crack

Australian slang term for having a go at it
Derives from the phrase “have a go”

“have a crack at it mate”
Meaning to have a go at it

By Blake

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

I have a bad feeling about this

When someone is feeling bad about something.

This Phrase is most heard in Star Wars and the characters that Most said it is Han Solo.For example when in episode 6 Han Solo and his friends got captured by the Ewoks Han Solo said I have a bad feeling about this.

by Blue Boss July 22, 2018

They don't have maps

When someone cannot find something and you ask them why they cannot find it. (Phrased after miss south carolina, 2007)

Guy on phone: why is this pizza only 40% covered with cheese? Where is the other 60%?

Miss South Carolina: They don't have maps

by hung up October 31, 2007

do I have to?

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.

Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?

by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009

at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).

John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...

by AngryAtom January 20, 2011