hair don't

A hair style that looks ugly. It derived from the term "hair do"

Shayla: u'z got a hair don't.
Maddelyn: o yea valerie got da wurs hair don't cuz hur hair be uglee.

by Luvicious July 16, 2011

Crusty Hair

Basicaly me.

Kaylen: Yo Crusty Hair
Me: Shutup

by Alcaholic.snail.doctor February 22, 2021

Straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

by ilikefrenchies September 24, 2011

Hair Dryer

The Act of Farting in someones face while they are tossing your salad

"Dude she was licking my ass and I so gave her a hair dryer!"

by TaCo and Sweet Ass October 28, 2005

Hair Furor

Reference to the turbulent Donald Trump and his hair based on "Der Fuehrer," AKA Adolf Hitler. A term of mockery aimed at Trump and his disorderly, chaotic and increasingly unhinged administration.

Hair Furor DonnyJohn Trumpolini thinks giving SNAP recipients dried, canned and other "shelf stable" food is better than the current setup that allows them to go the store buy food.

by MVCatdaddy February 16, 2018

Booty Hair

The hair-do one gets after having sex in the middle of the day.

Hey, Joan.....I am going to be a few minutes late. My boyfriend just left and I need to fix my booty hair.

by Sharon_Peters April 28, 2011

chowder hair

hair inbetween your balls and ass

i gave her chowder hair soup.

by Jaysonic May 24, 2008