gobble the glue

When a woman gives head and swallows the load she is gobbling the glue.

When a man's getting his dick sucked from a woman who is unsure, hesitates, signals, or doesn't want to swallow. She should be told, 'gobble the glue'. Often times, the saying is lengthened by saying, 'gobble the glue' or I'll glue your eyes shut!

by anonymous May 16, 2023

Glooblesnort

(noun): A small, furry creature with a long, snakelike tail that can emit a high-pitched screech when threatened. Glooblesnorts are known for their ability to camouflage themselves in any environment, making them difficult to spot. They are often found in dark, damp places such as caves and underground tunnels, where they feed on insects and small rodents. Despite their cute and furry appearance, Glooblesnorts are highly territorial and will fiercely defend their territory against any perceived threats, including humans. If you ever encounter a Glooblesnort, it's best to give it a wide berth and avoid any confrontations.

"I was exploring the dark and damp cave when suddenly I heard a high-pitched screech. I cautiously approached the sound and caught a glimpse of a small, furry creature with a snakelike tail. It was a Glooblesnort, and I knew I had to be careful not to disturb its territory."

by mendu May 22, 2023

gobblelest

a gobblelest is a boy thats always on your top always riding someone goes for any and i mean ANY girl and will eat ANY GIRL even da dirty ones for breakfast luch and dinner AKA a simproni

OMMGGGG GIRL u heard brandon was being a gobblelest for tina.

by thee.brains.liyahh June 1, 2023

gobble gunk

Your friend Dean and Gwanda haven’t had a gobble gunk all their life, what unlucky fellows. Luckily! There is a person who has, named Goobie.

The gobble gunk is the act of getting food waste, stuffing a Turkey, and playing Fortnite with your friends on thanksgiving.

“Hey Jeff,” said mike, “let’s do the gobble gunk!”
“I can’t today but I CAN do the goobie gunk!” Jeff says.

by The game is real June 7, 2023

gobblecum

A slang term for the gobble gum machine in cod zombies for when the gum you get is exactly what you wanted and you jizz your pants

“Ay dude I just got a gobblecum!” “Bussss”

by The grippy stick June 20, 2023

gobblergram

The gobblergram is a descendant of the kissogram, a British stag night tradition, in which a hot-looking woman approaches the groom-to-be on his final night of freedom out drinking with his mates, slips under the table where he's sitting with them and proceeds to relieve his...tension, after which she pops back up and tears off "her" wig, revealing that our hero's pleasurable experience was only superficially a heterosexual one. Not everyone can be guaranteed to cope well with this realization however, and the purchasers of the service should be responsible for clearing a path to the exit in case a rapid getaway is necessary. It is particularly important to capture the expression on the recipient's face on video for posterity, and a couple of people should be assigned this task.

"Can you still get those gobblergrams in these nonbinary days? We should do something memorable for that Steve during his stag do next month."
"I guess so, there must be some website where you can offer a bid and see if anyone accepts it. Might cost a bit though."

by nouiknouik June 22, 2023

Gobble gobble

That has to be teresa

Have you seen gobble gobble??

Yes in Ipswich

by Natbatnat99 June 23, 2023