Golden jibber

Getting masturbated while peeing

She gave him a golden jibber in the bathroom at the bar.

by Wrangler94 August 11, 2014

golden turd

A person who is not a good person, (Most of time BF or GF). They are malignant, will destroy you and your life. In the end being you are the insane person who needs help.

Glen: Yo remember her from high school ? She’s hot now....

Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.

by Linearity August 23, 2020

Golden child

A child that does things right or a Perfect person in everyone's eyes

Dick was a golden child and Tom was the troubled child

by 459395 May 22, 2023

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

Golden Fish

A saying for when an opportunity could be disregarded by someone even though it was presented at the perfect moment.

Shaun: If a Golden Fish suddenly jumps up next to you, grab the Golden Fish!

by Guurf June 22, 2021

Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.

- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet

by AJF Calvetron February 7, 2010

Golden Pass

The golden pass is what you theoretically "give" your partner letting them do anything to you in the bedroom and you can't say no or stop them

Guy 1: Dude I got the golden pass and we had the greatest sex ever!

Guy 2: Damn bro! You're lucky

by FuckingInSecret August 16, 2017