the german lightbulb

When you view a fat person from behind while they are bent over

Look at the german lightbulb, its huge

by Rommel December 18, 2019

German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play

Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024

german weird

There's getting weird, then there's getting German weird. It's a whole new level of kinky.

If your girl asks to get German weird don't be surprised if you get a feather duster in your ass.

by Danabolic December 27, 2016

German

German is one of a kind, he will laugh with and at you. No matter what, keep him. Cause deep down he really cares for you. He is the type of person to forever be by your side. Yes, he maybe get annoyed by you, but maybe it’s hard for him to love or care. He is amazing. He is powerful and hilarious!

One example:
“German is a bit weird”

“No he isn’t, he will stay by your side no matter what, so what if he’s a bit odd? Aren’t we all?

by CynthiaTheKindOne November 22, 2021

German Exchange

Swapping urine from mouth to mouth. Considering the urine may look like beer.

New video on PornHub. Hot couple does a German Exchange.

by BeastEJ December 14, 2018

german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.

"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."

by jtets December 10, 2013

German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.

Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.

by JAbedtime June 21, 2025