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gangster 

A violent career criminal.

A gangster is usually a member of a group who is formed predominantly for engaging in crime as a means to easy profit.

Often represented in popular media as respectful "men of honour" who engage in crime due to societal forces such as poverty. They are confusingly seen as people who live powerful, interesting lives when the opposite is often true.

Contrary to popular belief, gangsters do not live in a world like that represented in popular media. Gangsters live in a paranoid, ultra-violent world that is devoid of humanity. They bash, rob and murder other people in the name of profit.

Gangsters are generally the worst type of criminal as they have chosen crime as a career. This makes any attempt at rehabilitation by the penal system usually a lost cause.

They are typically un-educated, lacking in intellect, and use violence to solve all problems. The race of the gangster is typically a non-issue. Ie, Italian gangsters are not much different from Russian or African gangsters. As they are all of similair upbringings they tend to have the same lack of intellect and impulsive personalities of most criminals.

As gangsters are members of large groups, they can be difficult to prosecute. Witnesses are often intimidated or killed. In addition gangsters may intimidate prison guards, and infiltrate labour unions and other areas of lawful society. People are too scared to do anything about the gangsters for fear of being killed.

Examples of crime engaged in by gangsters:

- Loan Sharking ("Shylocking"). This is where money is lent at exorbitant compound interest rates. Eg a "10 points" loan would be 10% interest compounded weekly ;

- Commercial armed robbery. This is where truck and aeroplane cargo is stolen through sophisticated planning;

- Drug trafficking. Gangsters typically produce the drugs and sell them to low-level "street" drug dealers, which reduces their risk and increases their profit.

- Protection rackets. This is where the gangsters destroy premises and assault workers of illegal industries such as drug dealers, brothel owners and illegal casinos. The owners must pay the gangsters money or risk more violence; as the owners are engaged in illegal activity they cannot go to the police for help. The gangsters then protect the store from themselves and competing gangsters.

- Murder. This is the gangster's "tool of the trade". It is used to solve problems such as outstanding debts, competing gangsters, witnesses to crimes, and to remove members of the gang for various reasons.

Gangsters typically either die young, are incarcerated for long periods of time, or turn state's evidence and testify against their fellow gang members in return for re-location and immunity.
New York Mafia (Gambino Crime Family; John Gotti; Bugsy Siegel), Bloods/Crips, Hell's Angels (Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs)

The Police found two bodies buried under an abandoned Brooklyn parking lot. The deceased allegedly owed large amounts of money to Bronx gangsters as part of a strip-joint shakedown scam.

The bona-fide gangster, accused of murder and labor racketeering, refused to testify at his trial.
gangster by mullet56 July 29, 2008
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Plastic Gangster 

A wannabe gangster, or as the 'Plas-Gang' in question might say, "Gangsta!!" with unnecessary emphasis on the "sta!!" part. Odd. And the sort of things that a Plastic gangster might get up to are; 1. Telling other people to do things. 2. Getting other people to fight for them. 3. Generally doing everything that real gangsters would do, but with less conviction and intent. And then, when they get in real situations, they always wuss out of the whole thing. Like if they could smash up a fence, they'd be like, nope, sorry. Gotta go home for a bath. or...something.
1. "Hey man, you coming out tonight? We're smashing up an old barn?"
"Nah, I've....er...gotta go for a bath."

2. "Oi, you, get over here and fight this guy for me!"
"Why?"
"Cos' I'm a GANGSTAA!!"
"You're a fool."
"Hey, shut up."
"Screw you Smiley, I'm going home."
"Awww..."

3. "Are you a Plastic Gangster?"
"Yes."
"Right-o. Get lost."
"Er....K"
Plastic Gangster by Aaron R. Bourn November 7, 2005

gangsters 

People that are part of an enemy army and should be delt with like it. I mean that we should bring in the army and kill them all. That includes all gangs, Crips, Bloods, whoever. You're all going down.
What should happen to gangsters.

Gangster goes up to helpless kid.
Gangster: Give me yo' money!
US Marine with M4 walks up to gangster.
Gangster: Please don't kill me! Please god don't shoot! Please.
Marine shoots gangster in the head.

Any gangster reading this, this is in your future!
gangsters by Death to all August 16, 2006

Gangstablunt

Derived from an ultrablunt, an ultrablunt becomes a Gangstablunt when the participants smoking it decide that they are smoking some "gangsta" shit. This is usually followed by numerous gangsta related comments or jokes.

T- Dude we're not even smoking an ultrablunt anymore, this is some gangsta shit right here.

L- This right here is gangstablunt! Makes you wanna just walk down the street and cap kids SON. Be like, I don't even KNOW you, BAM.
Gangstablunt by Wild Thornberry February 21, 2009

Gangstacidity 

Scientific term used to describe a person, object, or concept's level of gangsta.
"Dante's gangstacidity registers as a 34 on the pH scale."
"Nigga, I failed chemistry."
Gangstacidity by S. Vez February 24, 2009

gangstronaut 

noun
1. a G who has no compuction about leaving the hood to engage in his/her G-ish activities

2. a prime specimen among gangstas - one who displays superb athleticism, intellect, control and durability

3. a particularly thuggish gangsta

4. a G who somehow managed to get himself into outer space

5. a term used for someone who is really high
"What's up, gangstronaut?"
gangstronaut by David December 31, 2004

gangsterocity 

Of or pertaining to ones level of hardcore street thuganomics, often in an exceedingly faceous manner.
Yo homie-g triple og loc deuce deuce, check out my gangsterocity, yo.