German Cheerio

The most disgusting, depraved sexually deviant act you could ever imagine.
Dude 1: So how was last night with that Chick?

Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....

Dude 1: *Gun To Head*
by Zomgwtfbbq!!!!!rawr October 3, 2010
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German Teabag

The german teabag is when you and your partner do a certain act. Your partner pours warm water in their mouth, and you attach a teabag to your balls. They then lay down and you begin to squat on top of them to begin lowering the teabag. As soon as the teabag is in their mouth, insert your balls as well until the teabag is fully strained, then, your partner will sit up and swallow the tea.
Marcus: Yo, Me and Jessica yesterday, i TOTALLY gave her the German Teabag
by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024
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the german lightbulb

When you view a fat person from behind while they are bent over
Look at the german lightbulb, its huge
by Rommel December 18, 2019
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Lucky German

An alcoholic drink with half Jameson (Irish whiskey) and half Budweiser (German beer) with ice.
by German-Irish November 26, 2013
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German aquarium

A German aquarium is when a dude lays on his back while a woman is squatted pissing in his mouth. Above her, is another woman pissing in her mouth, kinda like a standing, pissing human centipede. Except the coup de grace is the dude is pissing in the final standing woman's mouth. For a complete circle.
German aquariums….so hot right now.
by SmugFrog December 17, 2022
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German Cocaine

"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"

"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"
by Bengali_Pillfish June 19, 2020
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German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.
I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
by kdawk August 3, 2018
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