Dude 1: So how was last night with that Chick?
Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....
Dude 1: *Gun To Head*
Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....
Dude 1: *Gun To Head*
by Zomgwtfbbq!!!!!rawr October 3, 2010

The german teabag is when you and your partner do a certain act. Your partner pours warm water in their mouth, and you attach a teabag to your balls. They then lay down and you begin to squat on top of them to begin lowering the teabag. As soon as the teabag is in their mouth, insert your balls as well until the teabag is fully strained, then, your partner will sit up and swallow the tea.
by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024

by Rommel December 18, 2019

by German-Irish November 26, 2013

A German aquarium is when a dude lays on his back while a woman is squatted pissing in his mouth. Above her, is another woman pissing in her mouth, kinda like a standing, pissing human centipede. Except the coup de grace is the dude is pissing in the final standing woman's mouth. For a complete circle.
by SmugFrog December 17, 2022

"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"
"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"
"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"
by Bengali_Pillfish June 19, 2020

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
by kdawk August 3, 2018
