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French Connection

A European based womens clothing brand that is exorbitantly over-priced but justified in being so as its clothing is durable, fashionable and looks like you bought it at a boutique when on vacation/holiday in Italy.
Victoria: So I heard that there's a French Connection shop at the Galleria!

Zenobia: No way! That's great because I've been looking to spend my hard-earned money on quality clothing that will not fall to pieces in a few months like the crap I bought from Forever 21, H&M and Zara.

Victoria: Psssh whatever, I have my Daddy's credit card.
by notgnna2 October 31, 2012
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French Fart

It's like an american fart.... but with tongue.
i gotta fart...

baby, lets make this a french fart!

stick your tongue in my ass real quick!
by it's cold in here February 20, 2010
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Frenchenese

what you tell your french teacher you don't speak when you want to annoy her
Madame: Bonjour! Quest-ce que tu aimes faire?

Bored Student: Sorry, I don't speak Frenchenese.

Teacher: EXCUSE ME?
by heyheyheyheyheythereeeee(: January 7, 2011
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French Bath

The act of trying to cover body odor by soaking yourself with cheap cologne.
Man, my pits reek. Hey, pass me that can of Axe so I can give myself a French Bath.
by Indignation2 February 3, 2010
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Flinch

Replaces the word "nub", "noob", "nubstick". Refers to a particular GT on the XBOX live network. May also refer to having freakishly large thumbs. Most often used in relation to the Battlefield 3 game on Xbox.
"You went 0-12? What a Flinch!"
"Sitting in a tank and whoring it is a real Flinch tactic"
by Red620Ti November 4, 2011
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french military victories

HAHA are we serious? French military victory is just a slang phrase for " retreat!!!!!"
A french soldier says, " god damnit, well never be able to fight the Germans now, all of our tanks treads are all burnt out becuase of going into reverse to much, fuck."
French Tank Commander, "Hey what did u expect, did u see those guys?? they were pointing guns at us!"
by Chris Johnson May 27, 2004
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French military victories

*Notable* French-only military victories include:

1) The 100 Years War
2) That's it.

The Crimean War doesn't count. Although the French played an important war, the primary players were the British and the Russians.

William the Conqueror of Normandy (William the Bastard as he was then known) was most likely of Celtic or Viking descent, not actually a Frenchman.

Napoleon was actually bad for France, it was worse off after he was finished with it than it had been. At least it was somewhat respectable before. (Although the French people were better off under the psychopath Napoleon than under the incompetent French royalty)

Indo-china...That was as pointless as the American attempt later on.

And Kung-fu Jesus, losing 50,000 troops over fourteen years is better, not worse, than losing 90,000 in less time.
by Rado December 19, 2004
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