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Relationships

Not if they're only having one because none of the fat-cocks want them.
Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
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Relationship digger

Is person who purposely looks for and enters a relationship not really for the other person. This person thrives off the th ideal , attention and action gained through haveing a relationship. They will help push the relationship where they believe it should be. Like a gold digger they like showing off. They are not really not into the person, just what the can provide for them.

Some of these relationship do turn into the real thing .
Guy- " I think your wife is a relationship digger ."
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feralationship

A friendship (or more) between two people in which each person brings out the most chaotic, feral nature of the other, generally experienced in club, concert, and underground settings and evidenced by clubbing, dance / circuit parties, soft peer pressure, the application of FOMO as a method of motivation, and the use of extracurricular pharmaceutical or recreational drugs; feralationships usually cause an undeniable exhaustion due to the late nights of endless dancing, attendance at afterparties, fantastical sexual endeavors (both individual and group), and unending war stories of the poor but fantastical decisions made when in the presence of the other person in the feralationship.
If it weren't for their feralationship, Pete would have left Bisq-it on the dance floor at 2am, but after two bumps and a mention of an afters where the guy Pete was jerking off on the dance floor was going to be headed, Bisq-it had to drag Pete out of the basement afterparty for some pancakes as they waved to the church-goers at 9:45am Sunday morning.
by Feralationship November 27, 2024
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Failationship

A short, ultimately meaningless relationship. Defined by its failure or inability to work out. These relationships typically last only about a week to a few months. And burn out quickly for any myriad of reasons. They are technically real relationships, but their status as being "doomed to fail" is what cements them ultimately as a "Failationship"

You can only really tell if a relationship is really a "Failationship" after it's ended.
"Oh man, Katie and I broke up. . ."

"Really? You guys were only together for like 2 and a half weeks."

"She just told me she was tired of "Beating around the bush" and that she should've known we would never really work out"

"I told you this was gonna be a failationship."
by Suffin7421 January 3, 2025
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Relationship

We don't have one. You're stealing from me and what you have stole is worth more than anything you can producing. My shortcomings aren't the reason you are not paying me. The reason you are not paying me is that the second you do, you stop being the thing you are claiming to be immediately. You want me to have to argue with myself (which I'm not) because after I get the credit I deserve you won't even be able to argue with YOUR-self. It will be undeniable that the idea that your wife is fucking you because you're the best man around is a delusion.
Hym "Was it Albert Camus who said 'The human is the only creature who refuses to be what he is?' This is you refusing to be what you are and me being obstructed from being what I am. I'm refusing to accept your worldview as legitimate (because it isn't. It's fallacious and solipsistic) while continue to delude yourself. We don't have a relationship. If the world improves it isn't going to be Alex's YouTube channel that does it. It's going to be the fact that HYM IAM figured out how to make a usable 'AI' and he did it with an audience."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Relationship Salesman

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.
The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.
by il Alpha March 10, 2025
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