gravy floater

jacks shit account

jacks account is such a gravy floater

by ORRREEEEEEE July 9, 2017

Corn floatie

The grossness that is corn or any other whole vegetables or items, eaten and then pooped out whole, that float in the toilet water seperate from the poop.

I looked back and down and there was a corn floatie in my poop water.

by Babyquigly November 24, 2017

Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.

Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float

by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018

ryan flett

he always wants to shank people the murder them. he always dances like he just smoked beer

man that kid is such a ryan flett

by xxextremebossxx February 5, 2018

Rhys flett

Likes all girls with no ass or tits

"Omg dave your such a rhys flett" "omfg i am i only like unfit girls!"

by Ur moms spaget June 9, 2018

Meatball float

When a guy gets a boner in a pool or hot tub

“I was at the local pool and this hot chick swam past me and dude I swear I had the hugest meatball float and it was so embarrassing. Couldn’t help it I guess”

by foxyjade47 September 10, 2018

Fat floaters

When your ankles are so fat that your bones grind together

My fat floaters is so bad that I can’t run

by User77 October 22, 2018