flerding

When a nerd shamelessly flirts with a girl way out of his league, commonly using nerd humor and referencing nerd appropriate media. (example: video games, star wars, LARP)

Hot girl: "Eww, that creepy guy was just flerding with me, he told me my hair was as beautiful as an elven princess"

by johnny catastrophe December 27, 2011

flenard

A non intelligent human being. Usually tend to be douche bags.

flenards....Usually people named

Alex
Ronny
Zoran
Mikey

by Opheeelyahiney January 10, 2012

Flefasaurus Rex

A Flefasaurus Rex Is A Preistoric Animal That Lived Over 70 Million Years Ago! Unfortunatley They Were Hunted To Extinction By It's Main Predator, The Worm!

Unfortunatley, Due To The Flefasaurus Rex's Small Size, Inability To Run, Lack Of Muscular Strength, Inability To Fly, Unable To Defend Itself And Just Being Downright Retarded! The Flefasaurus Rex Was Hunted And Killed By An Animal That Was At The Bottom Of The Food Chain.

1) "Jerry, quick! Over here, I found something!"

"What is it Dave? This better be good!"

"I think I found a fossil"

"Whoah! that's a Flefasaurus Rex! The rarest creature of all!"

2) You're such a Flefasaurus Rex! (Meaning, stupid or retarded)

by SuperMike455 August 1, 2012

Flexin' the D

A term used to describe the "voluntary" act of erecting the penis.

Me: "Hey bro what are you doing?"
Bro: "Flexin' the D and playing GTA5"

by dickguru October 14, 2013

flessel

Female version of 'grundle'

Flessel!

by Theflesselwhisper December 31, 2013

flesh mattress

anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top

I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.

by ezpei April 18, 2014

fleshy meat bags

The things... OUTSIDE
They appear to NOT be allergic to the sun

1337snipr42: hey, did anybody see any fleshy meat bags today?
Newbtewber69lol69: SHUT UP NEWB I'VE ALMOST GOT A K.E.M STRIKE

by Lyrite July 6, 2014