I was fighting my demons

Means in another words I was taking a shit.

"Sorry for late response, I was fighting my demons 😈"

by Toxicteachings March 14, 2021

pussy fighter

someone who is such a pussy that they fight on the internet (where they can't get their ass kicked)

I got cussed out by this guy on the internet for kicking his ass in Unreal. He's just a pussy fighter.

These guys were fighting on UrbanDictionary.com. I can't believe how bad these guys are pussy fighters.

by Non-pussy fighter May 22, 2004

Mexican Snowball Fight

A typical snowball fight but with a substitution of feces rather than snow, this is so people in warmer climates can still enjoy the non lethal fun of asnowball fight. A Yellow Mexican Snowball is adding urine to the concoction for double the enjoyment

Mexican 1:"Yo mang, yo motha is a jumping bean"
Mexican 2:"Lets settle this in the washroom mang"
Mexican 1:"Mexican Snowball fight senior?"
Mexican 2"Si"

by AnsonPrevost October 12, 2006

fight call

The scheduled meeting during which actors practice stage combat. This event takes place onstage an hour or more before the show begins. Actors will often practice their fight moves in slow motion, then they practice at normal speed. See also: call time.

"What time is fight call tonight?"
"7:00"

"You were late for fight call yesterday."

by Robin February 25, 2005

fighting crime

Sarcastic answer to any questions regarding ones whereabouts.
Similiar to the explanation "I'm a ninja" to any questions regarding one's abilities.

Why the FUCK are you so latet for my class?
I was out fighting crime.

by Ninja Crime Fighter October 20, 2004

Fuck fight or hold the light.

A phrase that is usually used to motivate an individual, or group of people.

1. Jim was caught slacking off at his construction job, so his boss yelled "fuck fight or hold the light."

2. Tommy could only slam half of his beer so jim said "fuck fight or hold the light buddy."

by JIm Kups July 20, 2008

chink fighting

Any martial arts deriving from Asia

Asian 1 " Just leave me alone!"

Group of rednecks " Not until you open your eyes like a normal person!"

Asian 1 "Please I don't want any trouble"

Rednecks "Well you got some" (Redneck Punches)\

(Asian blocks, and round kicks him, knocking him out cold)

Redneck 1 "Shit! Crazy bitch knows chink fighting!"

Redneck 2 " I'm going back to the pickup truck!"

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011