swallow a fart

The act of holding back a fart in a situation where letting go is not possible.

I was talking to my boss this morning and had to swallow a fart.

by Holdin1now February 9, 2017

dutch fart

(noun) A fart so bad only dogs can smell it.

"Man Danny dutch farted so hard, good thing i'm not his chihuahua."

by The dutch bagel October 12, 2013

Fart wax

Noun. The waxy haze created from farting underwater or in an extremely moist environment (such as a shower) resulting in increased stench that lingers longer than traditional farts.

The fart wax lingered in the air long after he farted in the shower.

by Gassy Girl April 24, 2018

Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.

i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart

by Dumpology August 13, 2010

Fart of honor

It is the fart that someone accidentally drops and sometimes loud,usually at a formal place like office/restaurant. But because his colleagues want to save him from guilt,embarrassment and possibly a suicide attempt, they pretend to be decent ,acting not to notice the fart. They later discuss this issue among themselves after the guy leaves, mocking him with scorns that are even worse than snake bite,laugh at him and call him names.

Yesterday Tina dropped a fart of honor during the weekly meeting. Manager was shocked and remained sullen through out the meeting. Poor Tina.

by honda sensei January 8, 2016

Farting terms

When you are confident enough in a friendship to fart in front of the other person without embarrassment from either party

Arran and I go way back. We're on farting terms.

by Jehannum October 9, 2015

runny fart

A fart that sounds like you have shit watery poo into your pants although they remain dry. Almost a shart.

Faz: Fuck me Jamie that sounded like u shit yourself lad!!!!

Jamie: No mate, was just a runny fart!!

by S'portJ November 20, 2013