Forceclosure

What a user must do when a program (like an Android app or any computer program) crashes, (either using alt-F4, ctrl-alt-del); they have to force the program to terminate.

Analogous to when the housing bubble crashed, people had to foreclose on their mortgages.

I had to uninstall that app, it was so buggy that whenever I ran it I had to keep going into forceclosure.

Looks like that Mac antivirus I downloaded was actually malware, I had to initiate a forceclosure.

by imsohotness June 19, 2011

Forest Gunt

Variation of Gunt. With additional savory detail of a thicket of never trimmed pubic hair.

That Biernacki woman is so fat and nasty, you know she can't find her own gunt to shave; and who would shave it for her? Got to be a Forest Gunt.

by You Con Ho September 7, 2013

Forescarf

A prominent fashion scarf worn around the neck that resembles the foreskin on a man's penis because it is more loose and bulky compared to the rest of the wearer's clothing, and because of the way that it conceals the entire neck and chest, and sometimes even part of the face. A forescarf usually has a color or texture that contrasts starkly with the rest of the wearer's outfit. A forescarf can be any scarf with the aforementioned characteristics, but an example of a forescarf is the "infinity scarf" popular in women's fashion clothing.

I didn't recognize her until she retracted her forescarf. She should keep her forescarf peeled back so that people know who she is.

by ÜberSasquatch October 27, 2013

Forced drinking

Its the equivalent of face rape with alcohol. A large man (like a Porridgeotemus) renders you helpless with a rear position choke hold, executed by one arm, whilst simultaneously pushing a full glass (usually red wine) between your lips. He then tips the glass at a c. 130 degree angle, giving only 2 options - drink or be wet.

Porridgeotemus: hey buddy, fancy a glass of wine?
Man: no thanks Porridgeotemus, I'm driving tonight
Porridgeotemus: TAKE THAT TAKE THAT TAKE THAT
Man (choking violently): ohhhhh nooooo, I hate forced drinking

by bigfras December 10, 2013

foreskins on a raft

Naval slang for chipped beef on toast.

"What are the cooks serving today?"
"Foreskins on a raft."

by wanfuforever January 13, 2014

FORCE/RETREAT/REPEAT

The method of wearing down a girl's resistance by going as far as she is willing to go sexually, then retreating to a submissive state for a moment, and repeating the process, each time gradually going further until she consents to sexual intercourse.

She was hesitant to my sexual advances, but after gradually breaking her down using the FORCE/RETREAT/REPEAT method she consented.

by Emperor Lucifer Caligula April 12, 2014

forecestor

Future ancestors (descendants)

We're really screwing up this planet. Our forecestors would be turning in their wombs.

by sprawld November 19, 2014