Fake love 

-fakeu love
-fakeu cake
-fakeu friends

"i'm so sorry but it's fake love, fake cake—"

Fake love by Goddamn pseudonym May 31, 2020

fake eurofan

Dotter will win Esc 2021. If you didn’t like bulletproof you are not a eurofan.

Did you like bulletproof? Of course the winner of Esc 2020 I am not a fake eurofan

fake eurofan by Dotter should have won January 5, 2021

Magotolds fake 

The moment when you miss the ball in Rocket League but you say it's your new mechanic and it was planned.

Magotold pooling the magotolds fake can you believe it guys?

Magotolds fake by MaikyThatNoob February 21, 2021

fake 

plastic

Lindsay Lohan: Geez Paris is so fake
Nicky Hilton: takin a look at yourself lately?
Paris Hilton: guys stop fighting over me im not fake im plastic

Lindsay Lohan: =='

fake by Hatesparis June 16, 2009

faceslap 

Using "Remove Connection" or "Remove from Friends" to remove a friend on Facebook.

She was creeping, so I had to faceslap her.

faceslap by Sam in So Cal July 17, 2009

Fake Clap 

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.

I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.

Fake Clap by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009

Fake Football 

The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.

Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?

Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!

Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!

Fake Football by mike 90210 September 16, 2008