Facebook Face'd

word used when someone is trying to look emotionally deep on facebook and someone comments with something funny, thus negating the first person's idea, and the first person being 'Face'd' via facebook.

Person 1 (As a status): What if life is really just a bus stop? We're just, looking for someone to spend the time with."

Person 2 (commenting): Not possible. I hate talking to people at a bus stop.

Person 3 (also commenting): FACEBOOK FACE'D!

by The Emerald Halibut March 8, 2011

Facebook obvious

When something is not said but known to be true via FB

What happened to you and your dude? Y'all broke up?

We haven't told anyone. How did you know?

It was Facebook obvious

by E-wheezy-F-Baby July 20, 2017

Facebook Backup

People who take the sides of their closest friends in arguments on facebook regardless of the topic. Most commonly occurs among ex bfs/gfs and their respective cliques.

(FB Picture of Sam's Ex GF Monica grinding on some dude)

Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.

Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!

Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!

Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.

Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....

by M1lesmanifesto February 12, 2012

facebook downtime

An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.

A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.

A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.

A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.

There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.

by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010

thats a facebook

When a moment happens in which somebody say's something stupid or funny that you have to post it up on facebook.

Person A: Imagine if you smoked so much that your shit smells like weed, you can just get it and smoke it again.

Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook

by Grandmaster5 November 16, 2010

facebook slip

When you get on your computer for a specific reason and somehow wind up on facebook completely forgetting your original purpose.

loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip

"Yes, professor, I know my psychology paper is late, but in my defense I experienced a facebook slip. In all reality you should thank me for giving people in your profession something to research."

by jackcracksmith August 30, 2011

phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010