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Sharkboi Evan 

An amazing person and the best friend you can ever ask for!! Even though he’s older, xe is still short. They always have your back and never leave your side!! Also he’s very fruity.
Me: is it alright if Sharkboi Evan comes over?
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!

John-Evan 

A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.

They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.

‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan
John-Evan by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022

Stem With Evan 

The best Youtuber ever 😤
Hey stemians and welcome back to stem with evan

An Evan Gao 

An Evan Gao is when an Atrioc leech gets someone important to Brandon's life to star in a video
A: "Hey did you see that Ari was in that leech video?"
B: "Wow, he really pulled an Evan Gao on that one!"
An Evan Gao by sevelyn January 26, 2022

Dear Evan Hansen 

A Broadway-production-turned-movie that stars the mentally ill protagonist Evan Hansen. He is supposed to be a sort of misunderstood hero, but is actually pretty manipulative and a bad person in general. Also, the movie is just poorly made. In the words of a “Den of Geek” article: “Dear Evan Hansen is a story in which a lonely kid makes a horrible mistake and then doubles down on exploiting another lonely kid’s suicide because of the instant gratification it gives him as a social media celebrity, and because it allows him to insinuate himself among a grieving family. Rather than deeply exploring the unpleasant and even cruel consequences of these choices, the film weaves and dodges, attempting to always make excuses for Evan’s actions and assure viewers he’s a nice, relatable every-teen.” Also, just thought I’d add that he makes the sister of the dude that committed suicide think that he knew he knew her brother so he can date her, so that’s messed up.
“Dear Evan Hansen is stupid and I hate it.”

Gay Uncle Evan 

A person (not necessarily gay, or an uncle, or named Evan) who just want to call so many bad names, but your friends would hate you for it. Female form is Lesbian Aunt Kali
"GOD DAMN IT! KEVIN IS SUCH A…" (whole rooms stares) a… um… Gay Uncle Evan."