english patent

Londumb

farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!

by kennystr84 January 1, 2024

English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …

by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024

joey english

The sexiest man to ever live. He's been gettin hoes since seventh grade.

Joey English is sexy

by Joeyacme3300 June 8, 2016

The English Slanguage

The English slanguage is composed of all the words or phrases that aren't really words, yet get used on a regular basis through either texting or talking. For example, "brah" or "legit" or "no cap" are part of slanguage.

Dude, they really need to make a dictionary for the English slanguage. Half the time I don't know what people are talking about.

All the cool kids talk in slanguage, no one uses proper grammar any more.

by SuperSavannah October 22, 2019

Englishing

working/writing/speaking with a lack of motivation in regards to the English language

Student 1: I should be Englishing but I'm lazy

Student 2: Love that for you

by DaVinky December 3, 2020

Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025