Eating carrots analy

Something you should not do because it will not tighten your boy holes.

Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?

Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.

by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

Eating Carrots Analy

Something that does not tighten your boy holes.

James: Yo bro what are you doing?

Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.

by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

E-Dating

When 2 people start a relationship online, extremely common on Discord and VRChat (and Roblox but that's honorable mentions)

Jessa: Have you heard about Billy? He got into a relationship but its E-Dating
Willow: What does that mean?
Jessa: He met her on some Discord server. she lives all the way in Europe!
Willow: Damn, he finally found a girl who'll date him IN EUROPE

by StormUMR March 23, 2025

Eating Disorder

Eating Disorder is a condition where somebody either eats way too much or way too little, Also causing body conditions, Mental conditions, etc

she went into therapy, hoping to put an end to her chronic eating disorder

by Wheelsian March 29, 2025

Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.

Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

by peach_pit April 25, 2025

Eating The Lawn

To go somewhere/ do something else or something important that you cannot name

P1: "Yo dude you wanna go do something tommorow"
P2: "Can't bro im Eating The Lawn"

by CharaJayz July 30, 2025

eating boxspring

To munch on ones penis

Dude, Jessica is the best at eating boxspring. She goes down on that shit like a munch.

by springeater September 11, 2025