The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025

Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs

Ugh Evil Jordan Baldy put a shirt on

by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025

Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny)

The true unbridled form of Dynamite Anton who is fixed, golden, evil, a baby, looks like Paul and is shiny. The form he takes on destroy Satan once and for all. He is so holy, pure and perfect that he just simply exists. He is also the best character in Antonball Deluxe and if you say otherwise I will find you and feed you to a lion! Do not insult or taunt Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) in any way, shape or form. He is peak fiction

Guy: My only religion is to worship Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) from now on.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 12, 2025

evil

evil is a pattern of harm maintained by choice.

the harm being done to Americans by their own government is rooted in evil.

by BarnumLives! December 17, 2025

Evil Bong Rip

an "evil bong rip" is the act of hitting a glass marijuana bong without water to filter the smoke, more than often causing very heavy coughing fits that might lead to vomiting.

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Jerry: ''Oh my God, Bob! look! William just took and Evil Bong Rip!'
Bob: "Oh my God, that's dope!"

by the-guy-from-omori December 28, 2025

The evil of the lesser two

A situation where you’re forced to choose between two bad options, neither of which you want, but one is slightly less awful than the other.

Neither option was good, so I just chose the evil of the lesser two.”

It came down to the evil of the lesser two, and I still wasn’t happy about it.

I didn’t want either outcome, but sometimes you just pick the evil of the lesser two and move on.

by Lugzey26 January 6, 2026

Evil Purple Bart Simpson

Evil Purple Bart Simpson is a evil version of bart simpson that is evil of course, not to be counfused with Evil Bart Simpson or Purple Bart Simpson

RUN! ITS EVIL PURPLE BART SIMPSON!

by OntarioBrie January 7, 2026