God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.

I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.

by cootercat03 April 10, 2021

Douche Suitcase

A person that is capable of being a douche wherever they go...

Susan was a douche suitcase at last week's conference in Las Vegas.

by Joe umich81 September 6, 2013

douche riot

A douche riot occurs when a group of "lads" or "bro's" take part in any douchey activity,most commonly a series of high 5s.

Setting- Gym.

4 guys
1 guy setting up 225 on the bench with three spotters.
3 guys to spot him
Guy on bench descends weight 5 inches and gets help with the rest; the douche riot begins with everyone taking part cheering and ends after everyone in the group has bro hugged everyone else

by ChunderMonkey December 3, 2013

Douche Bag

That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.

That douche bag just stole my girl.

by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015

Douche-Falcon

A style of hair similar to the fo-hawk and mo-hawk but even douchier. Street names: Douch-Falcon, Douche-Falc, or D Falc. The front edge of the hair rises in an upward twisting fashion and the bangs are placed to look as if they are messed up.

-Hey, did u see beibs new hair style.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.

by Johnny G-man December 13, 2010

douche bucket

a vaginal cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche

example 1: I went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports nobody watches!

example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!

by greatfuldeadguy20 December 31, 2011

Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015