limelight disease

An infectious, paralytic disease one catches from a night out at The Limelight.

Symptoms range from and can include all of the following: covid, tonsillitis, crabs, flu, headache, hangover and the worst MD comedown you've ever had.

oh my days I've only gone and landed limelight disease fml. never going back again.

limelight disease? u mean limeshite disease :/

by alex404 May 22, 2022

Nigga disease

Instantly becomes stronger in human abilities. In order to get this disease you need to eat a lot of fried chicken and kook-aid and watermelon and be beat by your mom a lot. Black people are born with this disease.

The ___ has Nigga disease .
That’s a strong Nigga my Nigga

by Zaidenthewhitenigga May 27, 2022

Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.

If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.

by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022

Caillou disease

A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.

Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

Cucumber Disease

Where everything tastes like cucumbers

Or

Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber

Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings

Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away

by aileennlov3 December 8, 2022

jujujujulalalalakongkong disease

you're always saying sorry impulsively forever on a loop until you die

jujujujulalalalakongkong disease is very serious lol

by JudasThDarkFiend February 15, 2023

Sweet Diseato

When someone actually likes sweet potato that they are considered a disease.

I like sweet potato.
You sweet diseato.

by insaniotary October 29, 2023