diet bussy

Vagina

The let me up in them guts the other night, diet bussy, but atleast they wasn't stingy about it

by Stingy Guts March 14, 2024

diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food

person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread

by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024

Diet bop

Talking to a bunch of men and entertaining but not doing the deed with them. A restricted bop. Linits. Boundaries.

Omg she talked to everyone but she’s not sleeping with them so she a diet bop.
Like a coke but without all the sugar. Diet bop.

by A diet bop November 27, 2024

diet forever

A diet forever is a permanent devotion to a restricted variety of foods for the rest of a person’s life to improve health, or lose weight.

Person 1: “I’m thinking about doing something to lose weight, what do you think I should do?”

Person 2: *taps Person 1’s stomach* “You should go on diet forever”

by TheCheeseTax December 20, 2024

Diet cunt

Better version of skinny whore

You’re a diet cunt.

by Diet cunt January 31, 2025

Diet Cum

The cum from a man who had a vasectomy.

Diet cum has the same flavor and fun but won't make you fat.

by Wordiculous February 22, 2025

Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.

Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”

by Rock 1 March 27, 2025