Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.

Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”

by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025

end credits

The best source of inspiration in naming a baby, a fictional character, or a Sim in the form of the list of all the people involved in the making of a movie, usually shown at the end of the movie.

When I couldn't decide what to name my new puppy, I just watched the end credits of my favorite movie and picked a name from there—now he's named after the cinematographer!

by Emotional Cruiser August 4, 2025

The credit card

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.

"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"

by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025

zero credit

Bredit or Credit is good even if you have none you don't need it but if you have it you can make more purchases.

zero credit down car loan

by DesaDesa95 August 26, 2025

Gurd curd

the residue under the foreskin after playing minecraft for 72 hours straight

i went to have sex with my girlfriend but she seen my gurd curd

by hillier9999 November 10, 2025

James cored

To get pegged by your girlfriend.

Gene james cored Evan last night.

by anonymous November 12, 2025

social credit

"Social credit" is a slang term of Mainland Chinese origin referring to the system where your parents still limit your screen time until you finish college. Coupled with the fact that you're still going to be unable to afford moving out from parents house until after you've finished college, this "social credit" system is intended to "boost" your "drive" to study hard in order to eventually (be able to) finish college.

Living under the 'China' social credit system means my parents keep my screen time on lockdown until I graduate from college—it's their way of boosting my drive to hit the college textbooks and finally move out from my parents' house!

by Emotional Cruiser November 23, 2025