cum inside me 

Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.

Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:

cum inside me by bobrick234 August 10, 2019

cum trapped 

(males) def. 1: when one busts while a person is in the room next door, only to realize they have no where to wipe the mess, and can't go to the bathroom because said person would see them walking to the bathroom, therefore stuck in the room with a big mess

def. 2: when one busts with a laptop on their stomach or in a weird position, and after their hands are messy with residue, they can not move anything off of them (ex blanket, pillow) and can not use their hands to get up from a laying position, therefore trapped laying down, with sticky hands

"I was laying on the couch with my laptop on my stomach watching porn, and my legs were wrapped in a blanket, and both my hands were covered...I had no way of getting up. this is when I realized I was cum trapped. but at least I 'came' up with a new urban dictionary word, right?"

-me on how I thought of the word

cum trapped by diddy kong November 21, 2009

CUM Pledge 

A pledge taken by leftists to prevent infighting and be more effective
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online

- Hey, did you see that guy's shitty take?
- I don't care, I took the CUM pledge

CUM Pledge by nddragoon November 1, 2020

cum eater 

Is a female who love to eat and swallow as much cum as she can.
a female who loves to eat cum out of the pussy of another female after a gang bang

Last night after Jens Gang bang she had cum all over her and in her pussy. Sarah made sure to lick up all the cum off her body and pussy. sarah is sych a cum eater

cum eater by slutfriend July 30, 2009

cum socks

A 'special' sock that is used for 'mopping up' following a 'five knuckle shuffle'. Such footwear have the unusual characteristics of being able to stand upright after repeated use.

Used extensivley by males aged 11 upwards.

Time to go to the launderette: my cum socks aren't mopping up anymore.

cum socks by The Cap'n June 3, 2004

Cum Letter 

A piece of paper with sperm ejaculated onto it, then folded and sent to someone as an actual letter.

Dude 1: I heard Ms. Finke yelled at you today

Dude 2: Yeah, what a bitch.

Dude 1: You should get her back

Dude 2: Don't worry, I sent that ho a Cum Letter

Dude 1: Niiiice

Cum Letter by UnCoolBro September 25, 2010

cum inside me 

The words that make a female pregnant

Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!

cum inside me by 69bruhman69 November 16, 2018