a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.
“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”
“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
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A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.
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Get the Chunchin mug.Crunghorn is the name of the vigorous shaking of ones penis after urinating. Helps to prevent Trinkton.
Ray, if you are off to the toilet don't forget to Crunghorn to prevent that trinkton in your undercrackers
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