crack flapper shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.

"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?"

"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"

by jamminspacey January 24, 2010

crack nap

A long period of slumber, that occurs after a long period of crack cocaine use.

Once that nigga took a three day, crack nap.

by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010

crack thirty

the proper time for consuming crack cocaine

thug: what time it is?
gangsta: crack thirty
thug: yeah boi

by brotographer March 20, 2010

Crackadile

A Meghan Butt Crack

Your Crackadile is showing

by WeeezyF October 4, 2010

Crack

(N.) A spanish noun that is used to name the most favorable or best individual

Tom: Bro, he's so good at soccer!
Lance: Bro I know, he's a crack!

by John Christopher March 17, 2017

Crack Diving

When two single beds are pushed together to create a double bed with a crack down the middle, to crack dive is to spend the night in the crack.

Don't worry guys, I'll go crack diving tonight.

by spoonjar August 22, 2017

Crack On.

Australian slang term for ‘proceed or progress quickly’.
Meaning: ‘Lets start the job’ or ‘lets finish this off’

“Alright guy’s, breaks over, lets crack on.”
“Ok, everyone kitted up? Let’s crack on!”
By Jayce

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018